Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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