This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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