I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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