she was so not down for the gang bang
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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