Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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