i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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