why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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