idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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