ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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