I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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