: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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