i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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