I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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