Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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