What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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