their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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