There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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