hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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