The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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