dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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