wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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