He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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