im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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