too bad you live with your parents still
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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