so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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