oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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