i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
