great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
