Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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