new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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