College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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