We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I deserve this hangover.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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