id be glad to
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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