Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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