I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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