it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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