Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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