the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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