well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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