For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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