Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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