I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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