The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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