I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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