What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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