i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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