I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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