My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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