Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
