Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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