We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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