Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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