found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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